He was blind.
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About the Author
- Jess
- Jessica Martin grew up on her family’s farm in Brockport, New York. She spent her formative years talking to herself in the mirror and memorizing lines from Full House episodes. She graduated from Syracuse University with a degree in Television, Radio and Film and that proved to be worthwhile in that she still enjoys all of those things. After living in San Francisco, New York, and Boston, Jessica has learned the importance of light layers, irony, and remembering how people take their coffee. A fortune cookie once told her that she finds beauty in ordinary things, and she liked this. But then another fortune cookie told her that she liked horse racing and gambling, but not to excess, so she’s not entirely sure what to believe. She sort of thinks fortune cookies should stop pretending they know her so well. Open-Eyed Sneeze is her first book.
2 comments:
easy. you just say "Ohhh... No." (page 1 of the MFB school of not-taking-compliments)
well, except you do, so score 1 to the blind dude.
Right. That school is lame.
But honestly, I was confused by it for the rest of the day. Do you think that's like his go-to joke? Compliment people, wait for them to realize he's blind, and then laugh to himself as the awkwardness ensues? I mean, it's kind of funny, but mostly twisted.
This was me:
"Oh, why thank--(look to walking stick, try to make eye contact) ...you."
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