"What do you mean these aren't Christmas cookies?"
I think a more appropriate note might have been, "Yankee CANDLE. (Idiots.)"
I thought of the Yankee Candle sign yesterday while flipping through zink magazine and reading a little interview with a model. When asked to list three items she can't live without she answered: Coffee, water, and scented Yankee Candles.
The same answer applied to the question concerning her grocery list.