If you know anything about my fears, you'll understand why I was dry heaving when I saw this.
About the Author
- Jess
- Jessica Martin grew up on her family’s farm in Brockport, New York. She spent her formative years talking to herself in the mirror and memorizing lines from Full House episodes. She graduated from Syracuse University with a degree in Television, Radio and Film and that proved to be worthwhile in that she still enjoys all of those things. After living in San Francisco, New York, and Boston, Jessica has learned the importance of light layers, irony, and remembering how people take their coffee. A fortune cookie once told her that she finds beauty in ordinary things, and she liked this. But then another fortune cookie told her that she liked horse racing and gambling, but not to excess, so she’s not entirely sure what to believe. She sort of thinks fortune cookies should stop pretending they know her so well. Open-Eyed Sneeze is her first book.
4 comments:
awww honey!
LOL that is so hilarious and gross all at the same time. The hat is really a nice touch too, confederate flag "Southern Style", classy.
Oh this did vaguely remind me of the band trip to Disney World and how Beth spelled out your name in her hair on the shower wall. Just thought I'd bring back some fond memories for ya :)
WTF?
Favorite quote:
"Tha's when I knowed we were in trouble."
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