Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Have You Had A Chance To Look Things Over?

One of the funniest people I work with (who shall remain nameless for this post) walked passed me tonight at the restaurant and said under her breath, "Table 28 has seen my vagina."

It's the best sentence I've heard all week. 

When the man she was talking about got up to take a phone call she said hello.
-Hi, Doctor. How are you?
-I'm well. Have you met my wife? Come over and meet her.

I was standing nearby for this interaction and smiling because I'm exactly 12 years old. 

Following the doctor back to his table, she smiled and said to me through her teeth, "Oh, great. Does she have a nice vagina?"

When I shared this exchange with Harvey, he was completely repulsed. 

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