SOS

I don't know if was because the salad I ate was too big, or that I was starting to get a little stomach virus, but the other night at work, I seriously felt like I was going to be sick. When I shared this with everyone, John adopted the picky-eater customer persona and asked with squinted eyes, exaggerated hand movements, and condescending tone, "Well, if you do, could you just make sure that the dressing is on the side?"