Wishing for Plinko, winning a dinette set and a daybed.
It's like that.
Sunday, January 31, 2010
You Are Not The Father.
Egypt is set to announce the results of a DNA test conducted on King Tut, the Associated Press reports. The test was run in order to learn more about the famous ancient king's lineage. The findings will be revealed on February 17 on Maury.
...but for the rest of us, do you happen to remember where those watches were being sold? I think a watch with Flava Flav on it would be just the right amount of irony for day wear.
funny! Sorry, the website escapes me. But if you don't already write for catalogues, might I suggest that you start.
"With the clean lines of Swiss design, the finest quality workmanship available, and a giant picture of Flavor Flav's face on the face, this timepiece has just the right amount of irony for day wear."
Jessica Martin grew up on her family’s farm in Brockport, New York. She spent her formative years talking to herself in the mirror and memorizing lines from Full House episodes. She graduated from Syracuse University with a degree in Television, Radio and Film and that proved to be worthwhile in that she still enjoys all of those things. After living in San Francisco, New York, and Boston, Jessica has learned the importance of light layers, irony, and remembering how people take their coffee.
A fortune cookie once told her that she finds beauty in ordinary things, and she liked this. But then another fortune cookie told her that she liked horse racing and gambling, but not to excess, so she’s not entirely sure what to believe. She sort of thinks fortune cookies should stop pretending they know her so well.
Open-Eyed Sneeze is her first book.
6 comments:
Yo that king look nuthin' like me!
Ohhh, Jess, you know your blog is gaining momentum when someone finds it good enough to spam with crap! Congrats!!
Right. For as interested as I am in wholesale hip hop watches, I'll just leave the comment section for comments.
...but for the rest of us, do you happen to remember where those watches were being sold? I think a watch with Flava Flav on it would be just the right amount of irony for day wear.
funny! Sorry, the website escapes me. But if you don't already write for catalogues, might I suggest that you start.
"With the clean lines of Swiss design, the finest quality workmanship available, and a giant picture of Flavor Flav's face on the face, this timepiece has just the right amount of irony for day wear."
Yeeeah boyeee.
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