The store behind the new registry says that couples going through a divorce will soon need life's essentials, because they could potentially lose half of what they own. So that amazing toaster you bought for your friends on their wedding day? Buy another one. That beautiful set of copper cookware? More, please. And if you gave cash? Well, lawyers aren't free you know.
I have my rants about weddings in general, but this is ridiculous. How does your committed relationship translate to me buying you appliances? And furthermore, after you've taken the marriage for a test run and found that it's not for you, how does that translate to even more appliances?
You know who needs a gift registry? Unemployed people. They could use something nice. You know who else? People living with their parents. I've been there, and a flat screen in my room would have been more than appreciated if it meant I didn't have to watch House Hunters in the living room with Deb and Steve on a Saturday night.
Mom: I like house #2. The neighborhood is great, and the kitchen is nice. What do you think?
Dad: House #3. The floors are beautiful and it's move-in ready.
Mom: But they want to start a family. #2 is better for them.
Dad: But as an investment, #2 doesn't make any sense. They''ll go #3. Although #1 is nice too. What do you think, Jess?
Me: I'm pretty sure I want to die.
A divorce registry is completely awkward and I don't even want to think about what the thank you cards for those gifts might look like. Plus, years from now, who's going to want to look at their limited edition KitchenAid mixer on the counter and think, oh, that reminds me of my divorce.
1 comment:
I wish you still lived w/ your parents, for my own selfish reasons. Those are your best stories- they make me laugh so hard! hahaha
And i agree, i think it would be cool if there was a registry for pretty much anything. "I'm healthy, but lazy" registry - for people that can work but rather not. Just get me free stuff, thank you!
Divorce registry is just CRAZY!
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