Eat your heart out, Ebert and Roeper.
-Do you want to go see Crazy Face?
-Hmmm. Crazy Face? Haven't heard about that one.
-About the country music star.
-And his crazy messed up face?
-Crazy HEART. You know what I meant.
-No, I know about Crazy Heart. But now I really want to see Crazy Face. That sounds good.
-I'm going to hang up.
-The one about the googly-eyed country singer whose tongue hangs out like a Chinese Crested? Let's see that.
Seriously, though. I'd see that movie.