Here's how it works: I'll give you the title and brief synopsis for a post, and then, based on your votes, I'll write that post and put it up here. It's just like all those reality shows you adore, except I won't be standing in front of a camera with a high-five and peace sign whispering, "SEVEN. Please call. SEVEN."
Right. Well, we'll see how this goes.
1) Hair Don't.
-While getting my hair cut, I discover that I have recently avoided a potentially embarrassing and awkward situation, only to have a different one quite literally shoved in my face.
2) Sorry, We're Closed.
- I pass a styrofoam cup on the sidewalk attached with string to a cart of belongings, accompanied by a sign that says, "Back In Five Minutes." It reminds me of a story.
3) Do You Have This In a Size Drunk?
-I randomly walk into Banana Republic on a night they happen to be serving wine and cheese. Awesome.
4) ???Mystery Post???
-This is like a "Chance" card. Who knows what it could end up being about! Exciting, right?
Unrelated note: Thanks very much to everyone who voted in the 2003, "Should I sell my kidney?" Poll. And many thanks to all the volunteers on the subsequent, "Who Needs Two?" Tour.