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About the Author
- Jess
- Jessica Martin grew up on her family’s farm in Brockport, New York. She spent her formative years talking to herself in the mirror and memorizing lines from Full House episodes. She graduated from Syracuse University with a degree in Television, Radio and Film and that proved to be worthwhile in that she still enjoys all of those things. After living in San Francisco, New York, and Boston, Jessica has learned the importance of light layers, irony, and remembering how people take their coffee. A fortune cookie once told her that she finds beauty in ordinary things, and she liked this. But then another fortune cookie told her that she liked horse racing and gambling, but not to excess, so she’s not entirely sure what to believe. She sort of thinks fortune cookies should stop pretending they know her so well. Open-Eyed Sneeze is her first book.
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you should put yourself in the washing machine at the laundromat to get off all the peanut butter/honey. that's a seriously sticky combination and the only solution is a good whirl. and that way when you get out you dont have to worry about people looking at you folding your underwear because they will be more confused about why you were in the machine. so kill 2 birds with 1 stone. ps id like a modern version of that phrase like "print double sided with one printer" . i dontt hink "have your cake and eat it too" counts because how could anyone possibly have a cake and not eat it? or is it eat your cake and have it too?
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