as per our conversation on the phone about how everyone (shamefully) has a pair or three of underwear that, really, just shouldn't be worn...ever, I will get rid of mine this evening. Too big seems to be the common trend with these particular pieces that are shoved at the bottom of a drawer juuust in case you wait too long to do your laundry. Can't tell you how many times I have shuffled through my drawer and when I stumble upon my "its time to do laundry" underwear i actually throw it back in with disgust and get angry that they are there. Why dont I just get rid of them??
With that being said, i just realized in my hungover state this morning I put on my underwear backwards and the back (but now front) part reads "hot bottoms". Looks like its time to do laundry ;)
Jessica Martin grew up on her family’s farm in Brockport, New York. She spent her formative years talking to herself in the mirror and memorizing lines from Full House episodes. She graduated from Syracuse University with a degree in Television, Radio and Film and that proved to be worthwhile in that she still enjoys all of those things. After living in San Francisco, New York, and Boston, Jessica has learned the importance of light layers, irony, and remembering how people take their coffee.
A fortune cookie once told her that she finds beauty in ordinary things, and she liked this. But then another fortune cookie told her that she liked horse racing and gambling, but not to excess, so she’s not entirely sure what to believe. She sort of thinks fortune cookies should stop pretending they know her so well.
Open-Eyed Sneeze is her first book.
3 comments:
must be hard to hide 'em...
Love the blog! Cant wait to read more :)
as per our conversation on the phone about how everyone (shamefully) has a pair or three of underwear that, really, just shouldn't be worn...ever, I will get rid of mine this evening. Too big seems to be the common trend with these particular pieces that are shoved at the bottom of a drawer juuust in case you wait too long to do your laundry. Can't tell you how many times I have shuffled through my drawer and when I stumble upon my "its time to do laundry" underwear i actually throw it back in with disgust and get angry that they are there. Why dont I just get rid of them??
With that being said, i just realized in my hungover state this morning I put on my underwear backwards and the back (but now front) part reads "hot bottoms". Looks like its time to do laundry ;)
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