We Can Still Be Friends.

A coworker recently told me that another girl we work with mentioned that this kid John and I should date. It was immediately explained to her why that wouldn't work out. 

I particularly enjoyed this little story for two reasons:

1) Duh.

2) I like to give John shit for dating such a young girl. When I first heard her age and tried to figure out her birthdate I asked in shock, "Are you dating someone born in the 90's?!"

Everyone gasped. 

I was off by a few years. 

Anyway, when I saw him today I let him in on the love-connection plans.

-So Liz thinks we should date.

-Why, because we're both tall?

It was the perfect response. Exactly what my boyfriend would say.