Monday, March 15, 2010

Now About Those Cheesy Rolls.

In a find that has shocked the scientific world, a NASA team recently discovered a shrimp thriving under 600 feet of Antarctic ice, the Associated Press reports. 

This is substantial news for researchers. Besides the fact that life exists where it was believed it could not, the shrimp finding has now led scientists to wonder about the possible existence of a sub-glacial Red Lobster restaurant. 

When asked to comment, one Microbiologist said, "This is an important find for science, to be sure. But this is perhaps the news event of the century for seafood lovers."


MFB said...

Don't forget the even greater implications for explorer gear, which now of course must include a tie-on lobster bib.

Jess said...

So well played.

Shannon said...

Seriously? New life is discovered & we're already talking about eating it into extinction?

Jess said...

No, not seriously.

I mean, yes, the shrimp finding is real. But no plans for an all-you-can-eat shrimp feast hundreds of feet below the Antarctic ice. However, there is talk of eating tigers down there.


Lj said...

these are no ordinary "cheesy rolls," my friend. these are *cue music from the clouds* Cheddar Bay Biscuits!

Jess said...

That just made me laugh out loud, Lisa.

Congrats again on Cannes! Amer-I Cannes!