Jeffrey: I had to hide my Cleopatra wig.
Me: Hide it? Why?
Jeffrey: My brother is coming.
Christine: Jeffrey hides his wigs, porn, and tootsie rolls.
Me: Tootsie rolls? Oh, because you're diabetic? Well that's quite a stash, Jeff. Hope you picked a good hiding spot. Someone could have a very interesting afternoon for themselves if they found it.
Jeffrey: Yeah, I have to lose some weight though to do Annette Funicello. She's in my act.
Me: You have an act?! Where?
Jeffrey: In my bedroom.