"What was that, an I?"
"Yeah, I'm switching the shows."
Making my way to the front of the marquee I took a look and sure enough, "VALENT NE'S DAY" was up there.
It made me laugh to think about how I might have explained that situation.
"I fell from the sky and landed on me."
"I hit me."
Or the more obvious, "I hit my head."
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My mother rented a car at the end of December when people were putting their Christmas trees out to be picked up and scrapped. Upon driving down a local road, a gust of wind came up quickly and launched one of these trees at her car, hitting the front of it. She had to return to the dealer and tell them (truthfully): A tree hit my car.
That's really great. A girl I work with came in one day and claimed that a PERSON ran into her car.
That almost never holds in a court of law.
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