This triggered two thoughts:
1) Hey, look! They still make Polly-O string cheese!
and
2) Who the hell is eating Polly-O string cheese in the bathroom?
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- Jessica Martin grew up on her family’s farm in Brockport, New York. She spent her formative years talking to herself in the mirror and memorizing lines from Full House episodes. She graduated from Syracuse University with a degree in Television, Radio and Film and that proved to be worthwhile in that she still enjoys all of those things. After living in San Francisco, New York, and Boston, Jessica has learned the importance of light layers, irony, and remembering how people take their coffee. A fortune cookie once told her that she finds beauty in ordinary things, and she liked this. But then another fortune cookie told her that she liked horse racing and gambling, but not to excess, so she’s not entirely sure what to believe. She sort of thinks fortune cookies should stop pretending they know her so well. Open-Eyed Sneeze is her first book.
2 comments:
remember up in the air? the whole discussion of what people carry in their backpacks? i think you should do an expose on what people bring into the bathroom. polly-o cheese says a person is: efficient (they multitask - pee and eat), not obsessed with cheese (they chose cheese product after all), and has opposable thumbs (you can't open string cheese without these).
i tend to always bring my cell phone. this says that i am dumb because i have dropped 2 cells phones into the toilet. the worst is that moment of shit! do i pull it out? of course you have to but you do have about 4 seconds of deliberation staring at it sinking. on the other hand, i did get locked in my bathroom at work and had i not had my cellphone to call for help, i likely would have been stuck overnight.
Andrea! You have the worst stories about your phones!
Maybe you should carry around an egg or a 10-pound bag of flour to practice for your next iphone.
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