Perhaps Something Different For The Church.

I dropped off a dress at the dry cleaners to wear to my cousin's wedding in New York this weekend and this is the exchange I had with the guy there.

Tailor: OK, one skirt? Dry-Cleaning only?

Me: Yeah, it's a dress. But yes, dry-cleaning only.

Tailor: No, skirt.

Me: No. Dress.

Tailor. OK... dress.

I get that I'm taller than your average bear, but geez! The dress is not that unrecognizable as a dress.