Thank you for making me look like a complete idiot while trying to carry you all home at once.
Sincerely,
Me
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- Jessica Martin grew up on her family’s farm in Brockport, New York. She spent her formative years talking to herself in the mirror and memorizing lines from Full House episodes. She graduated from Syracuse University with a degree in Television, Radio and Film and that proved to be worthwhile in that she still enjoys all of those things. After living in San Francisco, New York, and Boston, Jessica has learned the importance of light layers, irony, and remembering how people take their coffee. A fortune cookie once told her that she finds beauty in ordinary things, and she liked this. But then another fortune cookie told her that she liked horse racing and gambling, but not to excess, so she’s not entirely sure what to believe. She sort of thinks fortune cookies should stop pretending they know her so well. Open-Eyed Sneeze is her first book.
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Here's one for you:
You should try a giant bag of "large breed" dog food, a purse, too many grocery bags, and an actual dog on a leash. Then add 4 flights of stairs.
I feel for you.
Yeah, was I not making myself clear? Those were my four bed pillows.
What?
I don't know.
But two of the four pillows were extra firm so it was actually impossible for me to press them into my side while trying to hold them without my arm cramping up.
ps. I don't see how you can walk Luna with nothing in your hands. The combo you described sounds perfect for a point and shoot moment. Have John construct that.
HAHA!
But she is actually really well behaved on the leash now. She doesn't pull anymore and stays more or less untangled with my legs.
I'm sure you don't believe me but it's true!
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