Monday, May 31, 2010

No Fly List.

While waiting to present my boarding pass and ID at airport security the other day, a TSA official with a very loud voice said to the woman standing in front of me, "Ma'am, not to be rude, but your fly is down." As the woman blushed and fixed her pants, the guy kept talking. "Ma'am we are paid to observe and analyze the entire person. That includes from the waist down. And honestly, I'm probably the only person who would have told you."

5 comments:

Ness said...

Jessss....was the "woman in font of you", youuuu?!?

MFB said...

Come to think of it, Jess' fly would be about at eye level...

V said...

shes an Avatar.

Jess said...

Ness. No! Honestly. "Hi there, nice to see ya, your fly's undone."

Mer, not funny.

I don't get the Avatar thing...

Pop.Bop.Shop Girl - said...

This is epic. Airport people watching is the best kind. Hand's down. Or fly down, as the case may be.