-Do you live in Boston?
-Yeah. How about you?
-Oh, well I mean, I live in JP, but close enough. You live in Boston?
-Right, which one?
-Witch City. You know, Salem?
-Oh, Salem. Witch City. I didn't realize they called it that.
-Because of the witch trials.
I turned away, slightly stunned that a city would willingly call attention to such a dark period of its own history, and then my buddy basically read my mind by saying, "Who calls their town Witch City?! That's like saying, 'Hey, welcome! This is where we killed a lot of innocent people for no reason! Want to take a ghost tour?'"
It might have been the best call of the game.