Sunday, May 03, 2009

Rack 'Em.

If I were a professional billiards player, I'd lay down on the table for every shot.
I think that would be pretty funny.


Brandon Szuminsky said...

I've always thought kneeling on the table was an underrated move...

Jess said...

That's hilarious.

It'd be fun to see how many times you could kneel, or squat, or snow-angel on the table while trying to make a shot before someone said something.

Unfortunately, pool halls aren't the best places to test out absurd daydreams. I learned that lesson at a pool hall one day in the late 90's when I quietly wondered to myself, what would happen if I pushed that guy's shoulder repeatedly saying only, "uh-oh, son" before walking away?