Monday, May 04, 2009

Attention Voters.

The owner of Panama's largest grocery store chain won the country's presidential election yesterday.

Ricardo Martinelli was declared the "indisputable winner" with 61% of the vote, a Club Card, and a discount for bringing his own reusable bag to the polls.

Martinelli's campaign focused on widening the Panama Canal for larger carts, a plan to help the nation dig out of the global financial crisis by honoring double coupons, and a bold promise to make legislative sessions in the National Assembly run more like old episodes of Supermarket Sweep.


Anonymous said...

Awww, I used to love watching Supermarket Sweep

Jess said...

They need to bring that show back.

I'm still tempted to throw massive amounts of diapers and cheese wheels into my cart before running to the checkout and there are only a few people left who understand why.