Congress completed a bill yesterday that will help protect credit card customers from interest rate hikes and rate increases on already existing balances.
"It's great," said a man I made up solely for the purposes of this post. "I feel safer already."
The bill also included a provision to allow people to bring loaded guns into wildlife refuges and national parks. Seriously. It's in the same bill. When reached for comment about this addition, a moose from Denali National Park said, "Well, shit."
I thought the whole idea behind credit card reform was to put an end to those huge surprises that show up when you open your bill.