I try to never talk about my personal life at work for 2 reasons:
1) I can talk about it on the internet.
2) When the guys at my old job heard I was gay I started to get a lot of dog-eared magazines left in my office whenever Ellen Degeneres was interviewed for an article.
So unless I'm asked, I usually never bring it up. But this was an exchange I had with a coworker I just met for the first time yesterday:
Coworker: So you're gay, right?
Coworker: You're a lesbian?
Me: Oh. Yeah.
Coworker: Thought so. A dog can smell another dog.
Then she punched my arm before walking away.
I'm pretty sure my life is being filmed for the purposes of a hidden camera show.