The couple was registered at Bed, Bath, & What The Fuck?!
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- Jessica Martin grew up on her family’s farm in Brockport, New York. She spent her formative years talking to herself in the mirror and memorizing lines from Full House episodes. She graduated from Syracuse University with a degree in Television, Radio and Film and that proved to be worthwhile in that she still enjoys all of those things. After living in San Francisco, New York, and Boston, Jessica has learned the importance of light layers, irony, and remembering how people take their coffee. A fortune cookie once told her that she finds beauty in ordinary things, and she liked this. But then another fortune cookie told her that she liked horse racing and gambling, but not to excess, so she’s not entirely sure what to believe. She sort of thinks fortune cookies should stop pretending they know her so well. Open-Eyed Sneeze is her first book.
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Surely someone will option this as a reality show.
That Goldigger!
-Yes, I believe Kate Gosselin and Mario Lopez are involved somehow. Those two will do anything.
-Grave robber is the new relationship term.
Also, in the article it talks of how the families paid for a shaman to come and take on the spirit of the groom's mother, who then spent the rest of the wedding admonishing the bride about how she will never be good enough for her "young man" (obviously translated though...so the real quote is something different).
Right, I forgot about that. In between vows the groom was quoted as saying, "Mom! You're embarrassing me!" However, this was also a translation. What he actually said was, "Maaaaawwww."
He's 112. Everything he says sounds like "Maaaawwww."
But seriously, any mention of a shaman is grounds for comment of the year.
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