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About the Author
- Jess
- Jessica Martin grew up on her family’s farm in Brockport, New York. She spent her formative years talking to herself in the mirror and memorizing lines from Full House episodes. She graduated from Syracuse University with a degree in Television, Radio and Film and that proved to be worthwhile in that she still enjoys all of those things. After living in San Francisco, New York, and Boston, Jessica has learned the importance of light layers, irony, and remembering how people take their coffee. A fortune cookie once told her that she finds beauty in ordinary things, and she liked this. But then another fortune cookie told her that she liked horse racing and gambling, but not to excess, so she’s not entirely sure what to believe. She sort of thinks fortune cookies should stop pretending they know her so well. Open-Eyed Sneeze is her first book.
6 comments:
No fortune cookies?
Of course, according to rule #2 of the Moral Codes of Communism; those standing in the unemployment line will be passed over much like Milton was...
No, it's almost always cake. Fortune cookies never really caught on in Communist China.
-Hey, what does your fortune say? Oh, mine says the exact same thing.
Ness, you either had someone else write that for you or you're actually reading The Economist now. Either way, I don't think I like the new you.
Were they compelled to pitch in for the cake, or was it done out of patriotic enthusiasm?
Professional Pilgrim?
Awesome.
I can just see that as a headline in the Onion -- especially in the "China Strong" edition...
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