What do we know about viral videos?
1) Anything with cats works.
2) Anything with kids coming from the dentist is sure to please.
3) The Chocolate Rain guy will be singing that song for the rest of his life.
These are all good starting points but I need something cutting edge and controversial. I need body double face replacement.
Right. So all I need is a good special effects person because I have the video.
I'm picturing my face subbed in for all these little children-- except the one girl who keeps smiling. She can stay.
And then at the end I want to turn into a swan.