I Think You're Doing It Wrong.

I saw a man attempt to parallel park last night with half of his body leaning out of the open driver's side door.  

You know the saying, "if you have to ask, you can't afford it."? Well, if half of your body is literally not inside your vehicle as you're trying to park, maybe you should circle the block a few times to find a pull-through spot.

It's not as catchy, I know. But there's truth there.