Drunk guy: I'm a musician too, man.
Bill: Oh yeah? What do you play?
Drunk Guy: Awww, man! Rock & Roll, Jazz Fusion, R&B.
Bill: That's great.
Drunk Guy: [Closes his eyes and starts singing. Horribly. Slowly. Each word of his made up song is 35 beats and at least five different key changes. Everyone on the train turns to look at him.]
After a few minutes of singing a song called "Stay in my corner" (those were the only words) Bill smiled and said to the man, "You have a very nice voice."
Opening his eyes wide with annoyance, the drunk guy replied, "Man, I'm a drummer!"