I couldn't quite make out what he said but I was almost 100% positive that the first category he mentioned was "boob humor." So naturally, I asked in confusion, "BOOB humor? What's that?"
Everyone turned to look at me. The unison response was, "He didn't say boob humor."
Looking to the floor, I simply said, "Oh."
A three-beat pause elapsed before the rainstorm of comments fell down on me.
-Well, we know what's on your mind.
-Clean it up, Jessica. You're at work.
-Is that all you can think about?
-Where did you even get that?!
Growing redder by the second I had no choice but to defend myself. Looking to Michael with a pained expression of embarrassment I yelled, "You said boob!"
Note: Shouting the word boob is not a good defense and will only make people laugh harder at you.
Laughing nervously, unable to say anything else, I covered my burning face with a check presenter and waited for everyone to walk away.
2 comments:
HAHAHA! That is on the top 10 list of "moments when Jess gets embarrassed at work, but not in a bad way, in a funny way." I LOLed.
Wait, so what ARE the two types of humor??
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