Note: Burress is going to jail after shooting himself in the leg with an unlicensed gun he put in his sweatpants. I know nothing about guns but I know TONS about sweatpants. Anyone who has ever tried to put their ipod in the waist of their sweatpants knows how big of a moron this guy is.
Anyway, prison consultants charge $100/hr for phone consultations, $150/hr for webinars, or for $20,000 a person can sign up for a 100-hour course. I imagine the course is divided into these fundamental units of prison education:
-Economics. Namely, learning the USD conversion rate for a pack of cigarettes.
-Intro to Rec Yard Culture
-History of Eye Aversion. A look at historical figures from Ancient Egypt to modern times who managed to always keep their heads down.
-Viticulture & Enology: How to make toilet wine.