Pet Airways, the first ever all-pet airline, made its first flight yesterday.
Here's how I imagine things went:
At check in:
Mr. BooBoo, has anyone asked you to carry anything in your bag for today's flight?
Mr. BooBoo? Do you know what's in your bag, sir?
Mr. BooBoo, I'm going to need you to come with me sir.
Ladies and gentlemen this is your Captain speaking. Yes it is! Who's the Captain?! Huh?! I'm the Captain, yes I am! Who does the Captain love?! Who does the Captain love?! (cough) We'll be climbing up to our maximum altitude shortly. Sit back, feel free to pee on something, enjoy the flight.
During the flight:
Ma'am while the light is on I'm going to need you to sit in your seat. Siiiit. Sit. Siiiiit down. Sit down please. Sit. Good girl! Hey! Sit please!
And when they landed half of the bags had been torn or eaten.
I'm only basing these scenarios on the last few domestic flights I've taken.