There are so many great songs about candy that explicitly tell you what to do and how to dance. As someone who looks for instruction on the dance floor, I appreciate the direction.
-I think he wants to see your Tootsie Roll.
-Shake that Laffy Taffy you brought.
-Well, get another one and count how many licks this time.
It's all very helpful but sort of imperative that you show up to the club with a lot of different snacks.
Pretty much any candy can sound like a hit song or a dance move. These are a few I'm waiting for:
Little Dots on Paper (I'm just eatin' paper)
Smarties, Nerds, and Dum Dums.
Drop 100 Grand
Raisin' Roofs and Raisinets
Twizzler as a Straw
Can I Eat The Bottle? (Wax Bottle Face)
You Say Reese's Pieces, I Say Reese's Peese's
Peanut Butter Cup, Butterfinger, Butterface
Also, semi-related, do you think by this time next year Candy e-cigarettes will be a thing?