A sign in front of an Elks Club Lodge said "PA HETTI DINNER."
Not exactly cryptic, but it made me think.
Were the S and the G really missing? Or were the two guys in charge of buying letters on a budget? And if so, was "pa hetti" really the most obvious choice? A three-year-old might say so, but I can't imagine anyone driving past the sign and thinking, "Mmm, pa hetti dinner. Reminds me of Rome."
In an unrelated note, is anyone else offended that Vanna White still has a job?