While shopping in Philly over the weekend we overheard a sales clerk mention to a customer, "Just so you know, we're having a special today and anything you buy can be mammogramed for free."
The customer paused for a second before asking the girl to repeat herself.
"We're giving away free mammograms with purchase."
Standing next to a giant sewing machine in the store, I glanced up at a line of people waiting to have their initials put on polos.
Smiling to myself about the obvious mistake, I grabbed a sweater from the shelf and made my way to the dressing room, just to be sure.