tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22589481.post5355605322537728458..comments2023-10-21T08:48:51.586-04:00Comments on Open-Eyed Sneeze: In It To Win It.Jesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17677062737446067353noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22589481.post-12503324395875243402007-01-23T16:19:00.000-05:002007-01-23T16:19:00.000-05:00"Mock Not the Mitt."
That's the bumper sticker."Mock Not the Mitt."<br />That's the bumper sticker.Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17677062737446067353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22589481.post-81404734033028410942007-01-22T12:59:00.000-05:002007-01-22T12:59:00.000-05:00Mock not the Mitt. The world needs its Mitts. Ne...Mock not the Mitt. The world needs its Mitts. Need a lube job? Call Mitt. Dying seconds of the game, scores tied? Need that touchdown to win the game, save the honour of the town and get you out of that damn fool-ass bet you made that if you lost you’d run through town naked and waxed? Pull Mittster off of the bench. Some jobs only a Mitt can do.<br /><br />With the possible exception of astronaut, those jobs are pretty much limited to jobs that require a pick-up (though isn’t the space shuttle just a glorified pick up? I think they should paint that sucker red and have a couple of hound dogs in the back on take off, with the cargo-bay doors open - that’d make their ears flap!). You don’t mind Mitty opening up your bonnet, but opening up your chest for a heart-bypass? Maybe not.<br /><br />Has he settled on a bumper sticker yet? May I suggest: ‘Mitt - better than a wumman’, ‘Mitt, why not?’ or ‘Vote drunk, vote often, vote Mitt’.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com